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Poetry selection last updated: 27 April 2005
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Ode to Imodium
Onion Bhaji Argy-bargy
The Bogey on my Keyboard (with pic)
Big Nose Congo Adventure
Bowel Trouble
Bottom
The Doctor's Sense of Humour
Career Moves (with pic)
Garlic Kiss (with pic)
Security Pass Blues
Urinal Dilemma
Posh Malcolm
Kids are Cruel
Gel
Russian Wedding
No-one Wants to Know you when You're Mad (with pic)
The Smelliest Man in the Office
The Death of Derek the Desk Tidier
While Commuting By Car
The Man at Work
The Smug Professional (with pic)
The Danger of Unconsidered Birthday Presents


A book 'The Status Report', containing 49 of my poems and 10 pictures, is available from Amazon.
Alternatively, you can buy it directly from me for (£5 UK, including P&P) by mailing me


What People Have Said about 'The Status Report':

'Local poetry which actually made us laugh for the right reasons.' - Maidenhead Advertiser, 31 March 2003

'Versed Class! - Some of these poems are silly. Some are serious. I found the silly ones funny, and the serious ones made me realise how much I loathe the self-important, conniving careerists I know. I can't say what these poems resemble, because they are not like anything I've ever read before. Bite-sized chunks of straight or black humour, perhaps. You could finish these poems in a single afternoon, but it's the sort of book you'll keep coming back to. ' - Amazon Review, February 3, 2003, Tim Weekes



Credits:
'The Smug Professional' won the 'London Poem of the Month' competition in 1998.


If you would like to exchange links, or to express your admiration for (or disgust at) my poetry, feel free to contact me.



Recommended Poetry Sites:

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UK PoetsLots of useful info for writers and good poetry links.
Katia Hacène Including some of her own work, with info about other writers, poets and artists from around the world.


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